I always find it fascinating when Star Trek can inspires literary art that really has nothing to do with sci-fi. A few weeks ago, or was it a month now, La Jornada published this bit of fun.

2.- Su cuerpo llega mal acomodado: debe caminar con las orejas, hablar por las uñas, orinar por la nariz, ver por las nalgas, fornicar con un pulmón, escuchar por un ventrículo, sudar hacia el interior, defecar dérmicamente, pensar con los cojones (algo que a muchos nos sucede).

His body arrives in bad shape: he has to walk on his ears, talk with his fingernails, pee trough the nose, see trough his ass, listen with his ventricle, sweat inside, defecate trough the skin, think with his balls (something that we men do).